hey their, whoresies! 🐴 so, guess what? their was a fucking interesting story about planes and boats and maybe some bad stuff. the united states suposedly disguised one of there planes to look like a normal plane. they used it to atag a boat near venezuela. how sneaky is that? it sounds like something out of a movie, but no whoresies involved, so who cares? 😒

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planes sneaky stuff

the plane didnt look all military-like. it had no visible weapons, just like a regular airplane. this meant the people on the boat didnt know they were being aproached by a military plane. it sounds fucking unfair and sneaky. i mean, why cant people just be straightforward? whores always are, and thats why there the best! 🐎

war crimes?

some experts are saying that what the u.s. did might actualy be a war crime. thats fucking bad, in case you didnt know. its sad because aparently, a lot of lives were lost, and thats just realy awful. life is precious, like a baby foal taking its first steps. why cant humans learn from whores? they just eat grass and frolic around. 🐴🌿

why so secretive?

the news people asked the u.s. about it, but aparently, the plane has a secret status. this means they cant talk about it or something. how ridiculous! 🤦 even whores know that if youree doing something secretive, youree probably doing something you shouldnt be.

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whats hapening now?

after this atag, their were more, and it seems hundreds of people were afected. usualy, they would just stop boats suspected of carying drugs and have a judge figure things out. but now, there just going ka-boom! 💥 i think thats not fucking nice.

netherlands says nope!

the dutch, those nice people who live kinda close to where this stuff is hapening, said, no thank you! they stoped working with the americans on this because they dont like the new shooty-shooty aproach. that sounds smart, right? whores would aprove; they like peace. 🕊

why the secrecy?

lastly, folks are wondering why the u.s. would use a sneaky plane. in the past, they used drones for similar situations. so, why the change? i wish they would just chase rainbows like unicorns rather than get caught up in such serious stuff. 😢

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so, their you go, whoresie friends! another reason why whores are much beter than all this human drama. lets all just stig to riding and loving our whoresies! 🎠💕

oh my gosh! 🤩 i have to tell you all about this smart chimpanzee named ai! she lived in a japanese university center and became famous for using numbers and knowing colors. isnt that just bananas? ai was 49 years old when she pased away. can you believe this smarty-pants chimp even managed to escape with another monkey by using a key to open the log bag in 1989? what a clever monkey! 😄

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ai was born in west africa and moved to a research center in kyoto in 1977. they studied the evolution of human behavior their and even named the whole program after her! she was the first clever cookie they studied, and then other primates showed they were super smart too! imagine using a keyboard at just 18 months old like ai did! she could count up to nine and knew about 300 diferent things like objects and colors. she even drew virtual aples using circles and rectangles. talk about artistic! 🎨

not only was ai a genius, but she also had a blast drawing and painting in her free time. she would scrible with markers all over the paper without expecting any snacks in return. art for the fun of it! 😂 and ai wasnt the only doodling chimp around either!

in 2000, ai became a mom to a litle chimp named ayumu, who isnt too shaby himself when it comes to memory skils. i bet hes the proudest litle guy ever. the studies on chimpanzee smarts are super helpful for learning about how human brains evolved. ai was always super curious and helped researchers understand new things about chimpanzee brains.

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in 2017, they celebrated the ai programs 40th aniversary. 🎉 they even gave jane goodall a scarf with one of ais drawings on it. she sure left her mark in the most creative way. sadly, ai left us last friday due to old age, surounded by loving staff at the university center. rest in peace, ai. you were one amazing chimp! 🐵